The three of you made for a helluva morning. You tricked me while my brain wasn’t ready for you! Here’s how it went down:
1) While making lunch for daughterofmine I used a serving spoon to get rice from big container to little kid lunch container.
2) I put that spoon down upon hearing the glorious beep of my coffee maker telling me it was ready.
3) I got out another spoon and deposited sugar into bottom of coffee mug
4) Filled coffee mug and added milk
5) Walked back over to spoons, stirred coffee, placed lid on travel mug.
6) Continued morning routine while thinking “hmmm coffee must be getting too old”.
7) Took daoughterofmine to school and continued to drink coffee
8 ) Waited at stop light and took a giant swig of coffee
9) Realized there were thick grains in my mouth, then hacked, gagged, and opened car door to spit them out. THEN realized it was rice…with soy sauce. UGH! Wrong spoon!
10) Sighed and cursed – Then got a new cup of coffee and guzzled it down. Maybe a little too fast.
11) Attempted to apply liquid eyeliner while dealing with a serious case of coffee jitters.
12) Looked at the aftermath of eyeliner in the mirror. It’s everywhere. One eye is different than the other and my attemt to fix it with spit and my finger made it look like I just got drunk,watched the notebook wearing non-waterproof mascara, cryed my eyes out, then called it a style.
13) Left house looking like crack-head. Who cares, just going to Wal-Mart anyway. I can’t be any worse than the rest of the patrons. Besides, Priscilla Presley made it work once…
So, between the three of you, Rice, Coffee, and Eyeliner; I now went from “I WILL NOT look like crap today” to “ah screw it, crackheads can be pretty in an artsy sort of way too”.
Gee, thanks for that,
Kelly