Dear Editors,

3 Feb

I’m mad and choosing not to proofread this entry so you aren’t allowed to judge me for any mistakes in this…

I’ve been done with the project from Hell since January 8 and still, you insist on sending it back for revision after revision. I have now moved the structure of my document around so many times that it is back to it’s original order. Let me tell you – you have delayed publishing this for so long that the subject matter is practically obsolete. So, on that note, I feel the need to tell you what I think about you.

You are a dinosaur. Your methodologies are archaic and do not work for modern technology or needs. You edit for style and not content or grammar. This is pointless and makes you sound like a Neanderthal. You think you are teaching me, but all that I have learned is a better patience for holding my tounge.

Maybe it’s time you were put out to pasture. I refuse to have my efforts be diminished by your sluggish work ethic.  I refuse to validate your worthless existance to whichever sad company the Government paid for your contract. So – I got a new job today 🙂 If the project isn’t released before I go…ooopsy..sorry! I suppose you’ll have to do the work yourself!

I can’t wait to tell you in person.  But hey, I’ll send you a well written post card from wherever I go. Suck my toe you prehistoric tortises.

Kelly

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7 Responses to “Dear Editors,”

  1. The Edmonton Tourist February 4, 2011 at 5:22 am #

    I love it when women use their voice 🙂

    • dearlifeofmine February 5, 2011 at 3:57 pm #

      Why thank you 🙂 It’s getting me to stop that is the problem!

  2. workingtechmom February 4, 2011 at 2:18 pm #

    Whoa – congratulations! And I do believe after much editing, documents end up back how they started.

  3. apieceofthepiehole February 10, 2011 at 6:15 pm #

    Suck my big toe you. . . now that is gold! May I steal that?

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