Dear Boss’s Boss,

21 Jan

I just wanted to clarify that I do not “toot hens”.  Although I did send you an email that clearly stated “I’ll go toot hen”, I don’t feel like my sentiments were conveyed correctly on that matter. You see, there are a few factors to consider to prove my innocence :

1) I’m not sure it is physically possible to toot a hen…at least in my expierence…or any that I’ve heard of.  But, I ASSURE you sir, if I did in fact “toot hens” , I would not do so on company time.

2) I meant to let you know that I too would be willing to attend a meeting  with another agengy regarding my project. Sadly, “I’ll go too then” was horribly turned in to “Ill go toot hen”.  Although, I DO think it would impress the folks at the meeting If I could  toot hen. Therefore, if you want me to learn sir, I will.

3) It is not entirely my fault that I cannot type. I went to a ghetto school with no typing courses.  I just taught myself. I am not actually stupid.  This brings me to…

 4) The spelling check function on our system should really be modified to look for embarassing things like that…if you can…fit it… into the budget this quarter? 

Very Respectfully,



7 Responses to “Dear Boss’s Boss,”

  1. Mark (The Idiot) January 21, 2011 at 10:19 pm #

    OK….so Kelly does NOT toot hens….. I can scratch that off my list of unanswered questions I still had for her….. 🙂

  2. workingtechmom January 22, 2011 at 3:32 am #

    Oh darn. So if you don’t toot hens, who will do it?

    That darn spell checker should have caught it. Maybe he read it fast and didn’t notice. 🙂

    • dearlifeofmine January 22, 2011 at 1:52 pm #

      Nope, He read it, he noticed, and so did the people who were ‘CC”d. I’m a nerd.

  3. Meanwhile, back at the ranch... January 22, 2011 at 7:01 pm #

    Thank you for sharing. Now I know I am not alone in the “oopsie email typo shit how do I fix that now that is out in cyberspace dammit I am a nerd” category.


    • dearlifeofmine January 24, 2011 at 12:23 am #

      Yeah – I’m starting to think I should run for queen of nerd-dom.

  4. apieceofthepiehole January 27, 2011 at 5:04 am #

    Tooting hen would be rather painful I would think. So of course you don’t toot hens! God I hate when crap like that happens to me. But love your style of laughing all the way to another blogging day! 🙂


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