Dear Nestle Toll House Packaging Department,

8 Dec

You wrote “do not consume raw cookie dough” in giant red letters on my package of cookie dough.  1) HOW RUDE!   2) I’d confer with marketing.  I’m pretty sure no one buys your product with intent on baking cookies. The cookies come out like crap, but the dough is amazing.

I’m just here to help,



3 Responses to “Dear Nestle Toll House Packaging Department,”

  1. apieceofthepiehole December 14, 2010 at 4:05 pm #

    I am so afraid of throwing up (I spent 18 months of my life doing that with in the past 3 years – two pregnancies) that I really take that RED LETTERING serioulsy. I sure miss raw cookie dough:-) Enjoy it for me!

  2. TheIdiotSpeaketh December 14, 2010 at 5:40 pm #

    Amen! Though when I make them….they rarely make it onto the cookie sheet….. the dough is SO much better than the actual cookies…

  3. workingtechmom January 1, 2011 at 12:52 am #

    No shit, dear. No shit. They are created for eating raw with friends or without.

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