Dear dude trying to get into my pants,

5 Dec

I’m sure you are just as smooth as you sound via text but here is a reality check for you: I am a single mother. I  don’t have time to answer every time you text…it doesn’t mean you should begin calling my phone at 2 minute intervals. I’ve never even expressed interest. sheesh. Here is why we would never work:

text from you:  why don’t you play viola anymore?

My reply: Time I suppose, it is on my retirement list 🙂

text from you: it should be on your now list, why not?

My reply:  got kind of a crazy life sometimes…I’ll get there if I’m still interested.

text from you: sounds like you need to make time for life.

reply from me: hahaha

reply I SHOULD have sent:  AWWW how romantic and forward thinking of you. I’m sure in your head this line would change my entire existence and tomorrow I would be playing my viola in front of millions while my daughter struggled with her multiplication problems. Grow up.  Having a child and having “things to do” all the time with little time for your self is NOT a failure in life. It’s actually quite fantastic and rewarding.  Nothing has ever made me so happy.  Also – the next time your face book checking, jobless self decides to give me advice about what I should do with my time, I will send you a copy of my schedule; my daughters schedule; a list of daily, weekly, monthly, and even quarterly responsibilities I have.  You fit a viola in there…   **sticking tounge out at you**



Love Kelly.

P.s. I don’t think we are going to work out.


One Response to “Dear dude trying to get into my pants,”

  1. TheIdiotSpeaketh December 7, 2010 at 5:53 am #

    Good for you! I like it when people express exactly what is on there mind!! 🙂 Have a great night Kelly

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